I never knew how much I missed it!
Having to park in the North 40 and walk 50 miles to my desk.
Wearing knee-hi's and business shoes (gawd I want my tennies).
The id badge picture that makes you look like the crack whore that has
just sold her kids for drugs that you see on the front page of the news.
Orientation....Nothing says welcome to our company like 4 hours of
overly happy barbie dolls spewing bullshit.
Back to back meetings that start today....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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- The Cube Monkey
- Ohio, United States
- I'm a middle aged woman working in the Information Security field for a large publicly traded corporation. My days consist of attempting to build an information security program on rubber bands and excel spreadsheets, because that's the size budget we have and convincing folks that no, they probably haven't inherited a gazillion dollars from a distant relative in India, but yes, it's ok to click "yes" to update Windows. I have the best husband and son that money can buy and 4 dogs that own and trash the house that we live in.
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